The Roast of Taylor Swift

Full discretion, I'm a "Swifty"... but I'm not like those other Swifties. I did, however, break the internet with the rest of them when the Eras Tour tickets went up for sale... and I did wait over 14 hours in an online queue for the opportunity to give Taylor Swift TM a lot more money than I've ever given anyone for anything before. I loved the Eras Tour. It was a truly incredible experience... and I think that magic is all down to the "Swifties".

So, it is with love and great disappointment that I must roast my favorite cult leader, Taylor Swift. It needs to be done... for the community. If you're a longtime fan of mine, reading this, you know that I am not a "Roast Comic", I don't like the idea of being mean to be mean... I am, however, a longtime self-entitled art critic, and I'm right, so I'll do it. For education purposes... and also to make us all feel a little better about giving a very rich white girl soooo much of our hard-earned dollars.

I hope you'll join us for the Unofficial Roast of Taylor Swift on December 13 at Liquid Laughs Underground. Tickets are affordable and come with a friendship bracelet... so let's have a laugh about it.